We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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