Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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