Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I just found puke in my bra..
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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