Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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