I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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