Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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