he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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