rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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