But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
And then he peed in my hair
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