Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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