420 ftw
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I party with great urgency now.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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