I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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