hell yes lets make some ravioli
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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