went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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