i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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