On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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