u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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