So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
40s are totally the cure
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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