I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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