what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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