we have officially lost it.
I just pynch a tree in the face
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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