I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Too much gin, very little bucket
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We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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