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question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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