2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I deserve this hangover.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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