what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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