"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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