god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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