these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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