Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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