i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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