I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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