I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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