Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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