your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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