ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize