i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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