Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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