i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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