Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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