just come out here and I will go home with you...
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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