Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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