oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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