Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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