yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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