We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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