do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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