No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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