i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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