Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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