Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
