Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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