If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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