no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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