I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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