Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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