I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Randomize